I think all kids tend to idolise adults, submit to their authority and consider
everything they say as the truth. But here I am to break the myth
whith a few (real) funny/stupid quotes from different ex-teachers of
mine, enjoy :
-« There are no hôtels in
England, only bed and breakfasts »
-« There are very few varieties
of cheese in England »
-« Birds don't get shocked on
eletric wires because they have a special thing on their feets »
(100% real, I promise)
-« Every North African has
fuzzy hair »
I one day corrected my teacher for
using « can » instead of « may » she
responded :
-« Yes, you're right, but that's
not on this year's curriculum »
- « Most of you aren't going
to finish the year, but that's a good thing because the classes are
overcrowded anyways »
-« It's normal you failed the
test about last year's program, science has shown that you only remember
?% of the information you intake in class »
- « No, she can't be cheating,
she's a good student » (she was very, very cheating indeed)
A teacher had a tantrum and just
screamed :
- « I want a copybook, buy a
copybook » (humm, would work better if you stamped your
feet ?)
- « Why do you only have a
mobile phone number, your family can't afford to buy a home
phone ? »
- « Raise your hand to ask if
you may go to the toilet » (guess who peed her pants?)
- « Don 't fart in the
classroom, ask if you might (cross the entire playground ) go to the
toilet »
- « If you don 't have
a mobile, it means your parents don't think you're responsible »
- « If you're bored in
class, try homeschooling »
Here we go, these are a few phrases that lulled my child (and
teenage)hood.
Hope this post's made you laugh,
I would love to hear stupid phrases you've grown up hearing, please
leave a comment down below,
See you soon,
Maddy
